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neal · 04-29-09 7:13 pm

Unbelievable stupidity. Says he grew up on a farm and has had sex with everything including a watermelon. Seems like he would fit right in with the GOP-ers in Georgia. Don't understand why he ran on a 3rd party ticket. <img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/clipart/rofl.gif" border=0> (The interview embedded in this article was done in 2005.)<blockquote><hr size=0><!-quote-!>quote:Georgia candidate for governor says sex with mules, watermelon behind him April 28, 4:59 PM · 3 comments (Warning: If the title isn't a clue, the following post may offend some.) Rude Pundit likes to tell the joke about a man sitting in a bar who says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you screw one goat . . ." When you're a reporter, you occasionally have to ask uncomfortable questions of someone. In this case, I landed an interview with the Georgia Creationist Party candidate for governor, Neal Horsley, who is running on the secessionist platform. During the course of my research, I stumbled upon the fact that Horsley had screwed a mule. (Horsely originally fessed up in an Esquire article, which was picked up by Alan Colmes.) At that point, the campaign, the crusade, everything else kind of takes a backseat to the fact that he screwed a mule. How exactly does one go about asking that one? Do you throw that question in at the end of interview, all casual like? I first learned about Neal Horsley when he sent me an email telling me he had been following my articles on secession and wondered if I could help him get in contact with the head of the Georgia Militia. I told him, sadly, no, but was curious about a link to a website he gave me for his campaign for governor. And then, there was the mule thing, which I'll get to. He is running on the "nullification platform", which is kind of secessionist lite. Though, looking over his platform, there doesn't appear to be anything lite about it. But we'll get to that later. Now, about the mule. Here's a snippet of his confession on Alan Colmes:<blockquote> NH: "Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule." AC: "I'm not so sure that that is so." NH: "You didn't grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?" AC: "Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?" NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality... Welcome to domestic life on the farm..." Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and "and I don't think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I'm saying?" Horsley said, "You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You're naive. You know better than that... If it's warm and it's damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it."</blockquote> Yep. There was no way we weren't going to ask about that one. It was just a matter of how. We worked in the question somewhat delicately this way: "So, as a candidate for Governor, are you worried about any skeletons in your closet that might get aired in the course of the campaign?" "No, that's why I'm running for Governor because I don't have any skeletons in my closet," he says. " I’ve talked about things people would never have talked about. Any skeletons I have, I take them out and rattle them around." "What kinds of things?" I ask. Without missing a beat, he says, "You know what you’re thinking about has been out there..." "We're talking about the mule now?" Yes, he says. The mule. "A small mule?" I ask. "No, a full grown mule," he says. "She loved me, though." We both laugh, but I'm still trying to figure out the logistics. How big is this thing? The size of a horse, he says. "All I had to do was give her an ear of corn." He laughs again. "She was a [prostitute] mule." "How did you reach?" "I don't know... I stood on something. The kicker is, as soon as I was done she pissed all over me. It was embarrassing. I never told anyone that before." That's right, my friends. This is an Underground exclusive. Not only that, but Horsley has had sex with men. He was in the Air Force, it was a cold night, yadda, yadda, yadda, he had sex with him, ahem, the way he did the mule. "It was gross," he says. Really? He hadn't described the mule that way. "I've [screwed] a watermelon," he says. And that's just for starters. He's had sex with just about everything it's physically possible to have sex with, and some that isn't. "How many times have I masturbated in my life?" he asks. Now he's 65 and orgasm-free for two years (his wife finally divorced him -- too much "drama", she said). "The bottom line is, I never treated it as if it were not a sin." Good to know. Now that we got that out of the way, we can talk about his campaign to secede from the Union. Tomorrow.<!-/quote-!><hr size=0></blockquote> <a href="http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d28-Georgia-Creationist-Party-Candidate-Neal-Horsley-runs-on-secessionist-platform" target=_top>http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-1765-Underground-Examiner~y2009m4d28-Georgia-Creationist-Party-Candidate-Neal-Horsley-runs-on-secessionist-platform</a> <img src="http://www.atomorrow.net/discus/messages/14/1159.jpg" alt="">

john8verse32 · 04-29-09 9:24 pm

I wanna drive right down there and liberate that handsome Mini Schnauzer from that noxious old guy. Nobody that ignorant and dangerous should benefit from a loving, affectionate breed of dog... pulleaze..tell me this is a bad joke sposored by evilutionists to make creationists look bad...very, very bad.

neal · 04-29-09 10:02 pm

pulleaze..tell me this is a bad joke.... Unfortunately, its not a joke. He's the BASE that the GOP keeps talking about. Bet he jer... um, really liked Sarah. <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Horsley" target=_top>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neal_Horsley</a> (Message edited by neal on April 29, 2009)

neal · 04-29-09 10:19 pm

When I take a break from travels I will write a long post telling my experience with a tax protesting refugee family from the IRS. The Father had a church in Chicago. Things went south with the guvmint. Bot a couple thousand acres in the boondock mtns of middle TN, rode horses with gunbelts, etc. Pretty eye popping experience for a teenager. He would, to me, epitomize the Palin 'Base'. Note, in the wiki article, the church that the GA creationist guy hooked up with. Yep, our buddy Bob's PCA.

bob_2 · 04-30-09 5:04 pm

<center>TMI</center> in my opinion. Although if you guys enjoys discussing this stuff I am sure there are plenty of websites, but why bring it on here, PCA or not. I've already said that I do not believe everything PCA, only salvific issues. Some of this just should not be replicated, but John and Neal, each to their own!!!!

john8verse32 · 04-30-09 9:36 pm

Bob..you're just jealous that you didn't find and post that first!!! as one of your daily multi-spam posts about everything under the sun.... add up all your posts, claiming "moderator" status or not, "salvic" or not, and I'll wager they outnumber everybody elses all put together!!! you are the winner!!!

bob_2 · 05-01-09 12:30 am

Thank you, Thank you very much!!!! or is it your posts are longer or you only have 1/5 to say compared to me???

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